IC - 1st Turtle [Video]

[que_viva_espana]

Ah! So that's how you open this! [The gear is currently.. upside-down. Have a happy Spaniard is proud enough of turning it on he doesn't take the time to notice details like that.] Hola! Can someone please tell me where I am? I woke up in a very pretty woman's house, but I don't think I knew her last night... actually, I don't remember drinking last night at all.

[Enter a certain blue turtle, who has decided rooting through Antonio's "belongings" is a great idea.] H-hey! Be careful with that.. that's all we've got to use for a few days! [The squirtle completely ignores him in favor of eating his lunch. He sighs and turns back to the screen.] Oh well... has anyone seen a boy named Romano? Italia Romano, that is. He's this tall [About half a head shorter than the speaker.] he has brown hair and hazel eyes and looks really cute when he blushes. And he has a cute little curl in his hair that looks like this. [He signs it out.] If you can help me find him then I won't need any more help, I promise.

Comments

[video]

[que_viva_espana]

Eh? Roma's a kid again?

[Can you see his eyes sparkling?] Wah! That's perfect! He's even cuter, then!

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

...yeah, cuter. Absolutely.

[Envy is convinced that this guy must be delusional or something. But he's also a bit curious.]

So if he's your little brother, are you a country like him and France?

[video]

[que_viva_espana]

Ah, si. I'm Spain. Austria gave me Romano when he was very little, and I've raised him since then. He was the cutest when he was little, but now that he's older he's also very handsome. Do you know where Roma is right now?

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

He's been traveling with my group, France's been looking after him.

You're in some little town called New Bark, right now, right? We're a ways from there, in another region.

[Spain's friendliness is kind of infectious, so he gets actual straight answers hooray.]

[video]

[que_viva_espana]

Oh, really? What town are you in? Can you tell him I'm looking for him? Ah, and how do I get to where you are?

[His Spanish charm. You cannot resist it.]

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

We're in a city called Celadon, it's a few weeks walk and a train ride away from where you are. Your 'Gear ought to have a map. And I guess I could tell him.

[He shrugs, and then grins in a way that's almost a smirk, because when is Envy ever not smirking.]

Name's Envy, by the way.

[video]

[que_viva_espana]

Oh, okay. I'll try to go that way, then. [Knowing him, it'll probably be a few months before he's anywhere near them.]

Nice to meet you, Envy. You can call be Antonio if you want. [Envy's a weird name, but all foreign names are weird. He figures it's normal.. somewhere.] What country are you from, Envy?

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

It's called Amestris, but I'm from a completely different world than you guys are. I hadn't heard of any of your countries before I showed up here, and nobody here's heard of mine unless they're from it.

Yao looks kind of like he's from the country Xing in my world, but I don't know about anyone else. [He's assuming that Spain knows which Yao he's talking about.]

[video]

[que_viva_espana]

Oh, okay. [He's just going to accept this even though it makes no sense, because most of the world goes over his head anyway.]

Ah, you've met China, then? [It took him a second to connect the name, but hey, he doesn't talk to China outside of business all that much.]

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

[Yes just accepting things works out great here in crazyland. Envy nods.]

I've known him since I got here two years ago.

...You might not be getting back home anytime soon.

[video]

[que_viva_espana]

...Two years ago? Oh.. oh, geez...

...I hope my time's Roma is okay. [Even though he has no idea whether that makes sense... basic physics is too complex for him to understand, the Romano Paradoxes would fry his brain if he tried to figure them out.]